Red Goat

Welcome to the Red Goat "scrapbook". I guess that is what you could call it. Here is just a clipping of funny stuff I have found on the internet.
Dec 14
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I wish my [senior] paper was asexual… so it would do itself.
— Derek Scharf
Aug 28
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Jun 17
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May 06
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May 01
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Mar 06
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You don’t dare touch a toilet bowl,
Yet you swim in a giant turd pool.

You dare to step in a dog turd,
And you go knee deep in it.

— Jared Pierson
Mar 01
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Jan 11
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Sleep is where you are stuck in a comatose state for at least 8 hours or until someone or something wakes you up. When you think about it, its scary because it’s a coma. You cannot think when you are sleeping, your mind just wanders. If you cannot think, then you cannot have the though process to wake up.
— Scott Sturges
Jan 03
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